In return for a cure that would never come, he agreed to fight on Ultratech's behalf in their Killer Instinct tournament.īoomstick: What a goober! This moron ran around a creepy castle, bumped into something sharp like a dumbass, and now he might not even be potty trained? Then he got duped by the most obviously evil company ever to ruin his life even more! This guy's either the unluckiest schmuck on the planet, or just high off his ass on opium. Wiz: And extended his werewolf form to last indefinitely. Wiz: Ultratech promised Sabrewulf a cure for his lycanthropy, but in reality, their experiments only gave him cybernetic implants in his arms. Wiz: He descended into madness, but eventually found a possible savior, your friendly neighborhood soul crushing mega-corporation, Ultratech.īoomstick: AKA, evil Walmart! Or, just Walmart.
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Wiz: After a night of painting the town red with blood, Sabrewulf awoke to the nightmare that would be the rest of his life.īoomstick: Yeah, he wasn't exactly a fan of the whole werewolf thing, so he did anything he could to stop being a full moon furry. Gotta be honest, not sure where this one comes from.īoomstick: He's a vampire in a fur suit! Called it.
It also increases his chip damage and allows him to cancel auto-doubles into other auto-īoomstick: Yeah, yeah, it makes him even more stronger and faster, we get it. In this state, any sense of shame or repression is eliminated as he truly becomes a mindless monster. Wiz: With a howl to the sky, Sabrewulf can amp himself up, or tap into his killer instinct to enter a feral rage. Also, any one of his cuts can potentially pass his curse to new victims.īoomstick: But he's pretty happy usin' those claws to brutally rush down any foe. Wiz: With his razor-sharp claws, Sabrewulf can easily tear through solid steel. Oh, and it makes you great at basketball! Real-life victims of so-called lycanthropy most likely suffered from porphyria, hypertrichosis, or rabies.īoomstick: Sabie rampaged all over the country, killing everyone he found, 'cause as a big hairy demon dog, being a werewolf means your strength, speed, and tough hide are off the charts. Wiz: While originating as early as classical antiquity, the fable of men turning into wolves under a full moon is a staple of European folklore. On that night, Baron Sabrewulf became a bloodthirsty beast.īoomstick: You know, the name really screwed him from the start there. Spooky castle in the middle of nowhere, a weird cursed artifact, he's got "von" in his name. This is the werewolf episode.īoomstick: Come on, Wiz. Upon the light of the next full moon, the Baron transformed into.
Wiz: Including a mysterious large claw, which he accidentally cut himself on. Once an aristocrat of wealth and status, his life would drastically change the day he discovered a secret laboratory deep within the castle's bowels.īoomstick: He stumbled onto a treasure trove of monster hunting weapons and relics, straight out of his family's secret history. Wiz: But that monster used to be a man, Baron Konrad von Sabrewulf. Wiz: Deep in the heart of Germany's Black Forest lies the ruins of Sabrewulf Castle, home to a monster of unspeakable ferocity.īoomstick: I mean, duh. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: Such as Sabrewulf, the savage wolf-man of Killer Instinct.īoomstick: And Jon Talbain, the kung-fu canine Darkstalker.
Wiz: Sir Thomas Browne once said, "Every man is his own greatest enemy, and, as it were, his own executioner." For many, every day is a struggle to restrain the beast within.īoomstick: Or else you might turn into a big ol' hulking werewolf!
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